A Joke to Lighten the Mood



The Loving Husband



Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function

and begins to talk.



MAN: "Hello"



WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"



MAN: "Yes"



WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"



MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it that much."



WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2003 models. I saw one I really liked."



MAN: "How much?"



WOMAN: "$60,000"



MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."



WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing....the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."



MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."



WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"



MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."



The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.



Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"